Photo by Leila "the Greatest Photojournalist Ever" Navidi, Las Vegas Sun

According to the Las Vegas Sun, the Stripper Mobile is leaving Las Vegas for a nationwide tour. The minds behind the rolling stripper pole took it off the road about a month ago after the Clark County Commission decided girls clad in bikinis rolling down the Las Vegas Strip was just too much sin for Sin City. THINK about the children! Forget about the fact that you can find pornography lying around our suburban streets, THIS was too much.

The luckiest city in the world now becomes Portland because, according to Déjà Vu marketing guy Larry Beard, public nudity laws are, well, loose. “You can be naked up there on the street so long as you’re not aroused and not arousing anyone.”

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