Sometimes you give her a treat and she may not be hungry, so she decides to hide it. If she lived in the wild, she’d starve because her hiding skills are terrible.

And this is the Birthday Surprise roll (complete with pubic hair). Have one for yourself at Spicy Tuna.

Edit: The description on the menu was something like “A big surprise for you while kissing my ass.” We asked the server, “What is it?” and she responded with, “A surprise…” After confirming there was no eel, we ordered and, as you can see, it certainly was a surprise…

Bella trying not to get injured.

So you’re walking through the District (also known as Hell) and you come across this…

Better than bringing a your canine to the dog-friendly District (again… Hell). The man with the lizard has been doing this for years. I guess this is what he does for fun.

Thanks @radiostargirl