Look at what Mitch and his friend found in the parking lot of Seamless Las Vegas.

Granted, it is a strip club. And sure, it’s early in the morning. But c’mon brother, hold your shit together long enough to pass out in a cab.

This is the internet, and what happens in Las Vegas, doesn’t stay here anymore. The ad lies and you’re living proof.

Mitch reports people in the parking lot were honking at this fine citizen and he would not wake up. Nice!